Question by Camille: More of those jokes that you cannot stop laughing. Are you ready to ROTFL?
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said “DON’T WALK”.
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The Top 10 Blonde Inventions:
From Raman!
10) The water-proof towel
9) Solar powered flashlight
8) Submarine screen door
7) A book on how to read
6) Inflatable dart board
5) A dictionary index
4) Ejector seat in a helicopter
3) Powdered water
2)Pedal-powered wheel chair
And the #1 Blonde Invention is…
The Water-proof tea bag
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PSSSHHH…We got a leaker!
Sent in by KJACKSON!
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car.
Inside, he noticed a bag labeled “Emergency Repair Kit”. Looking at it a little closer, he noticed a stick of dynamite inside.
Thinking that was a bit strange, he asked Sally what it was for.
She said, “It’s part of my emergency repair kit.”
Josh said, “I can see that, but why?”
Sally replied, “In case I have a flat and need to blow up one of my tires.”
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How do you know you’re living in Tennessee?
You get married for the third time and have the same in-laws.
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What a good thing Adam had going. When he said something he knew nobody had said it before.
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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, Ryan, 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. “If Jesus were sitting here, He would say ‘Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.’ Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, “Ryan, you be Jesus!”
Best answer:
Answer by Doodle
lmao ok i gots one…..
Ok so a blonde just got this new mustang with new leather seats, new tieres. and its all expensive and new right? So shes driving on the highway and she cuts off a trucker, well the trucker gets really mad. So he signlas her to pull over, and being the blonde she is she goes. He gets out of his car and tells her to get out so she does. The trucker gets a stick of chalk and draws a circle and tells the blonde to stand in it. She does. he gets a bat and turns twards the car and hits her windshield. He turnes around to see the blonde upset, but instead shes smieling, well that makes him really mad so he gets a blade and cuts up her new leather seats. he turns bac around and shes trying not to laugh but giggling, confused and mad the trucker slashes her tieres and when he turns bac around shes almost on the ground laughing, angry and confused he asks “wats so funny!” and she said ” when u wernt looking, i steped out of the circle!!!!”
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A: The penguin who pushed him
Q: How do you kill Lady GaGa?
A: You poke her face
Q: How do you know a blonde is in space?
A: She’s spreading peas on Earth
Q: What did the ghost say to the trick ‘r treaters?
A: I’m going to scare the sheet of out of you!
Q: Why do mothers hate it when children eat apples before dinner?
A: It ruins their apple-tite
those were hilarous
i got sum too lol
Q: what do u do if a blonde throws a ring at you?
A: run, she’s still holding the grenade
Q: How do you kill a blonde?
A: put 2 scratch and sniff cards at the bottom of a pool
Q: how do you get a blonde on the roof?
A: you tell her her drinks are on the house
I liked all of it except for the part about Tennessee because I am from there and that is a cheap shot.