Jack and Jill?

Question by Blackcat: Jack and Jill?

Jack and Jill were playing in the sand box. Jack pulls out his penis and asks “whats this?”
Jill says “idon’t know” jill pulls up her skirt and asked “whats this”
Jack says “i don’t know” later on that night jack asks his older brother what he had and his brother said that it was his car and to always park it in a girl’s garrage. jill asked her older sister what her thing was and she told jill that it was her garrage and to never let a guy park his car in her garrage.
the next day Jack and Jill played in the sand box as usual, but when Jill came home, her older sister noticed that Jill was covered in blood. she asked jill what happened. Jill answered “Jack tried to park his car in my garage, so i tore off his back tires”

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Answer by Nicole
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Whether you’re hitting your local Pep Boys’ Auto Parts store for touring tires for a sedan or Mud terrain tread tires for your truck or SUV, every tire purchase will include free air pressure checks, mounting and a helping hand from Pep Boys’ professional sales associates and service technicians ready match your tire purchase to your driving needs.

Gardening and Children a Winning Combination

It may seem like an odd time to think about gardening, as the temperature drops and the leaves disappear from the trees. Not for Vanoka Morris-Smith of Berlin, Md. She lives and breathes gardening. It’s been her greatest love since she was a young girl.

 

Just about the only thing she enjoys more than an afternoon elbow-deep in soil is sharing her passion with children. One could say that transforming computer, cell phone and television-addicted youngsters into “little growers” is what makes Morris-Smith bloom.

 

The seed to inspire youngsters was planted in her mind eight years ago after glimpsing a young African-American girl on the cover of an old gardening magazine. That little girl with a fistful of basil and mismatched earrings showed such joy that Morris-Smith knew she had to reach out to children.

 

Her thinking isn’t novel — children (and adults) spend too much time indoors and they are losing touch with nature. Often called Nature Deficit Disorder, the phenomenon is detrimental to us all. No one is looking at the leaves, she says. People can’t tell the difference between an oak leaf and a ginkgo leaf.

 

She would do her part to change that.

 

Within a short time she was volunteering at a school in Philadelphia where she often visits a close relative. Morris-Smith’s gardening passion and desire to influence young minds proved to be a winning combination.

 

She and her little growers have won several gardening awards over the years. In 2007 transformed a run-down lot of leveled houses into an environmental learning center for a Philadelphia elementary school. It was one of three first-place winners for best school and children’s garden and the Pennsylvania Horticultural Society’s 33rd Annual City Gardens contest. That same year she was named an exceptional mentor by the same group. In 2007 she took herself back to school and master gardener so she would “know the answers when the children asked the questions.”

 

A postage orchard with Hale peaches in her Berlin yard is possibly her next project and she hopes to become involved with local children. She’s often seen in town wearing her “horticulture hat,” the one adorned with a big sunflower. The hat is a reminder of the giant sunflowers — as big as car tires — grown by some of her protégés.

 

Organic gardening using heirloom seeds and plants is her specialty. To qualify as heirloom, a plant must come from a seed family that has been grown in a garden for at least 50 years. Often, the seeds have been handed down from generation to generation over hundreds of years. It is this element that is perhaps most important to her.

 

Sure, organic gardening is good for the environment. The exercise has helped her lose weight and better manage rheumatoid arthritis. But for Morris-Smith, gardening is a link to the past, present and future all at once. This, she says, makes it good for the soul too.

What is Your Domain Saying About You?

It may seem like an odd time to think about gardening, as the temperature drops and the leaves disappear from the trees. Not for Vanoka Morris-Smith of Berlin, Md. She lives and breathes gardening. It’s been her greatest love since she was a young girl.

 

Just about the only thing she enjoys more than an afternoon elbow-deep in soil is sharing her passion with children. One could say that transforming computer, cell phone and television-addicted youngsters into “little growers” is what makes Morris-Smith bloom.

 

The seed to inspire youngsters was planted in her mind eight years ago after glimpsing a young African-American girl on the cover of an old gardening magazine. That little girl with a fistful of basil and mismatched earrings showed such joy that Morris-Smith knew she had to reach out to children.

 

Her thinking isn’t novel — children (and adults) spend too much time indoors and they are losing touch with nature. Often called Nature Deficit Disorder, the phenomenon is detrimental to us all. No one is looking at the leaves, she says. People can’t tell the difference between an oak leaf and a ginkgo leaf.

 

She would do her part to change that.

 

Within a short time she was volunteering at a school in Philadelphia where she often visits a close relative. Morris-Smith’s gardening passion and desire to influence young minds proved to be a winning combination.

 

She and her little growers have won several gardening awards over the years. In 2007 transformed a run-down lot of leveled houses into an environmental learning center for a Philadelphia elementary school. It was one of three first-place winners for best school and children’s garden and the Pennsylvania Horticultural Society’s 33rd Annual City Gardens contest. That same year she was named an exceptional mentor by the same group. In 2007 she took herself back to school and master gardener so she would “know the answers when the children asked the questions.”

 

A postage orchard with Hale peaches in her Berlin yard is possibly her next project and she hopes to become involved with local children. She’s often seen in town wearing her “horticulture hat,” the one adorned with a big sunflower. The hat is a reminder of the giant sunflowers — as big as car tires — grown by some of her protégés.

 

Organic gardening using heirloom seeds and plants is her specialty. To qualify as heirloom, a plant must come from a seed family that has been grown in a garden for at least 50 years. Often, the seeds have been handed down from generation to generation over hundreds of years. It is this element that is perhaps most important to her.

 

Sure, organic gardening is good for the environment. The exercise has helped her lose weight and better manage rheumatoid arthritis. But for Morris-Smith, gardening is a link to the past, present and future all at once. This, she says, makes it good for the soul too.

One of the most common mistakes with Adwords marketing or search engine marketing is regarding the domain name.  Your domain says much about you to Adwords and search engines.  What is your domain saying about you?

Your domain name is your website.  Google examines every page on a website.  Googles robots read every page, and every word on those pages.  Each word found is counted toward the entire content of your domain and website.  Therefore you need to target the content of every page toward your market or niche.

The common mistake is to have a single domain with many unrelated pages.  For example, suppose a website had pages about lipstick, car tires and televisions.  These are three unrelated products.  The keywords are unrelated, and the content for these pages would be unrelated.  When Google spiders the website, it will see various content on these unrelated pages.  It will see unrelated keywords.  Google will then decide your website is broad, generic website and label your domain and website as not an “expert” on any one keyword.

This is the problem.  When a website gets labelled as a broad, generic website it becomes very hard to get a good quality score in Adwords.  Since the domain will be thought of a rambling domain, it will difficult to rank for an specific keyword.

This is the exact opposite of what you want.  You want to be considered an “expert” by Google for your market.  This will help Adwords quality scores and search engine rankings.  All of your pages, and therefore all of you content should be related to your market.

For example, if you wanted to have a good quality score or ranking for lipstick, your market would be beauty products.  You should have a domain and website targeted this market, and only this market.  You can have a page for lipstick, another for eye shadow, and another for blush.  All of these products and keywords are beauty products.

Google will recognize the related keywords, and your content across all your pages will increase your quality score and ranking for beauty products.

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