Humor Me This?

Question by missmozee: Humor Me This?

The policeman signals to a car driver to pull over to the side of the road, due to the fact that he appears to be driving erratically. He walks up to the driver and says, “You appear to have been drinking!”

The driver, answers, “No sir, I am just tired.”

The policeman looks into the car and notices that the driver is a priest! He also notices that there is an empty bottle on the floor. He says to the driver, “What is, or should I say was in this bottle?

The driver answers, “Water!”

The policeman says, “No it’s not, it’s wine!”

The driver looks up to the heavens and says, “Hallelujah Jesus, you done it again!”

Best answer:

Answer by Steve B
Good One!

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A car tire is no longer any good if there is a lot of small dry cracking between the treads, the treads are worn down, and there is cracking when air pressure is added to the tire. Replace a worn tire with help from a certified technician in this free video on tires. Expert: Steve Ellis Contact: www.burkemotorco.com/ Bio: Steve Ellis has been in the automotive industry for decades. Filmmaker: Melissa McCormick Series Description: The winter may cause much wear and tear on tires. Follow these tips to better prepare for tire problems with advice from a certified technician in these free videos on winter auto tips.

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CARBON BLACK N330

Characteristic: Good abrasion resistance and middling lag.

Application: Tire belted layer; Tire side; Outer layer of roller; Industrial rubber products; Car tire tread.

CARBON BLACK N550

Characteristic; It boasts the best reinforcing performance among the semi-reinforcing varieties, excellent extruding performance as well as low resilient rate.

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How to Prepare for a Drive during Blizzard?

Zaozhuang Xinyuan Chemical Industry co., Ltd is the leading manufacture and exporter of CARBON BLACK in China, Our main products are series of carbon black used for rubber products. Main products we offered are carbon black N220,carbon black N234,carbon black N330,carbon black N326,carbon black N339,carbon black N660,carbon black N550,carbon black N990 and Nano-carbon black.

Stable quality and good service is our uniform principle. We would like to build a long stable business relationship with more customers via our hard work in the future.

Contact: Eva Qin; email/msn:eva(AT)sdxyhg(DOT)com; skype ID:sdxyhgeva

Our company have ability to supply Carbon blackN220, N330, N550, N660,etc.

And the features as follow:

CARBON BLACK N220

Characteristic: Good abrasion resistance and crack resistance. Its stress at definite elongation is lower.

Application: Enhanced carbon black; Tire tread, high quality industrial rubber products and high load conveyor belt.

CARBON BLACK N330

Characteristic: Good abrasion resistance and middling lag.

Application: Tire belted layer; Tire side; Outer layer of roller; Industrial rubber products; Car tire tread.

CARBON BLACK N550

Characteristic; It boasts the best reinforcing performance among the semi-reinforcing varieties, excellent extruding performance as well as low resilient rate.

Application: Tire body and inner tire compound; Tube; Extruding bar, seal and mould rubber product.

CARBON BLACK N660

Characteristic: It features lower reinforcing ability, smaller structure, higher lips expansion and greater fill amount.

Application: Tire body and inner tire compound; Normal mould and extruding application; Monolayer moisture proof product.

While the best option is to stay indoors during a blizzard but circumstances may be such that driving out could be unavoidable. Even in the worst case scenario, avoid driving out at night. If possible, wait till day break to venture out.

 Be prepared for the fact that you may have to drive through rough winds at 35 mph carrying large quantities of snow. Then again the blizzard may continue for several hours. So in your interest and safety, take some precautions before and during your drive through the inclement weather.

 Before venturing out:

Check your car tires thoroughly to ensure they have adequate tread. Also make sure that your vehicle is an all wheel drive. Check the brakes, wiper blades, battery and exhaust system carefully. They must be in good working condition. Replace the wiper blades if they are worn out. Fill washer reservoir with anti-freeze solution. Keep a windshield scrapper. Check with the state highway patrol about the driving conditions on the road. Keep your winter car kit in order. This means that you should have flashlights, extra batteries, bottled water, medicines, warm clothes, shovel and bright red colored cloth to be used as a flag in case of emergency.

 When you are out:

 Try not to drive alone. If possible, take someone with you. Remember to carry your cell phone and make sure it is fully charged and is working properly.

Inform your family and friends about your schedule and remain in touch with them as you drive along so that they have a fair idea of where you are at a point of time.

Use road maps to assess the direction and distance you are traveling before you drive out of the house. Stay on the main roads. Be extra careful if the snowfall is heavy because you may find it difficult to read the road signs. Keep your headlights on all through the drive. Remember that your visibility and distance may be affected due to distortion during the snowfall. Keep the wipers running all through the drive and manually remove the snow from the windshield if necessary. Slow down on the bridges and overpasses as the cold wind creates snow more quickly on the bridge than on the roads. Keep sufficient distance from the car driving ahead of you. Avoid spinning your wheels if your car is bogged down in snow. Remove the snow from the tires with your hands and spread some sand under the wheels to apply traction.

 

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